Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Post Turtle

You’ll like this email I received….

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher,
whose hand was caught in the gate while working cattle,
the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man.
Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his role as
our president.

The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Obama is a 'Post Turtle.'
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a
'post turtle' was.

The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a country road
and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top,
that's a 'post turtle.'

The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he
continued to explain.

"You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong
up there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, he's
elevated beyond his ability to function, and you just wonder what
kind of dumb ass put him up there to begin with."

Enough said.